Cleaning litter boxes today, it strikes me that Friskies has us on both ends of the cat system, the food and the cat litter. There is nothing like that clumping cat litter, what a great invention, seriously! We do wonder about what happens when one breathes the dust, and have tried dust masks, but were stretched beyond practicality. But since Congress will not longer see to it that commerce is regulated so that businesses make money by producing value, would it not profit Friskies- now that they have a-do you call it vertical monopoly?- to, in addition to adding MSG to make an extra 35 cents, add something to the food to make the cats use more litter? Look under that rock, you may just find another snake!

   And I guess, since most cats do not usually walk upright, it is a horizontal monopoly! Now we just have to connect them with the vet system and then the lung specialists, use the Russian hacking of the medical computers, and we can take over the whole country! Add Facebook and neurology with MRI’s of the cat’s brains through little MRI spy-marketing crystals added to the cat litter to tell if they are really in love and what they truly think of their owners, and everyone is sure to be most happy in the New Age.